Friday, February 17, 2006

Evelyn the klutz is Back

Ok, so my days of falling are back. I was walking down the hall at work on wed. My heel got stuck in the cuff of my pants. In my attempt to not fall flat on my face I twisted my ankle trying to regain balance and landed gracefully on my knees. The files that I was carrying flew down the hall in a huge mess as I sat there trying to compose myself. I sat there just wondering if this was going to be the start of another falling streak.

Let's recap some of my great falls:

1. Down the stairs at the ZTA house
2. The fall through the Delta Chi front door, flat on my face
3. Down the stairs at Farley's on Kelly B's B-day
4. I fell off something in Mexico which made dislocate my knee and kirstin and Jo-mo-fo had to help me back across the border.

Hopefully this weeks fall was a one time thing and I won't continue on this path of destruction, I might not survive.


Anonymous Sarah said...

What about the time at Billy's when we were out with the AF kids and you had just been talking about your streak of non-falls when you totally biffed it in the parking lot (sober)? :o)

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Eve said...

I totally forgot about that. I think i fell into a big pile of weeds/stickers.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Beeds said...

Eve don't feel so bad...I totally biffed it down some stairs this last weekend at the club. I can't drink hard liquor anymore...I have a very bad personality change with it...only beer for me. When I fell, I felt like I was floating on air!

7:10 AM  
Blogger Maud said...

I pulled an Eve this weekend too... I was stepping into the shower and totally slipped.

One leg was in the tub, while the other was still on the floor. I slipped and hit my shin on the edge causing a cute horizontal bruise that's about 2 inches long

7:20 AM  
Blogger tibbs said...

At my wedding I fell at the hotel afterwards and took Allison Weiser down with me. Eve, your'e not alone.

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Les said...

I love to tell people here about you. You are my really fun friend who likes Blue drinks and falls all the time. You need to be careful. You don't want to have to get surgery again...when you fall you really fall and it stays with you. Be careful!!

10:41 AM  
Blogger Sack said...

When did you fall through our front door? Sorry I missed it. ;)

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Eve said...

All I remember was that me and B had been at the bar and got dropped of at the d-chi house and for some reason ben or squirt was yelling at us to hurry up and in my attempt to move fast I tripped at at sh*t instead.

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Les said...

At least you didn't get tossed like a sack of potatoes across the D-Chi front yard like Lester did after the D-Chi formal. Yikes, he really flew!
Isn't that the same formal where Kristina (I think that's her name, red hair, kinda loud) slipped and fell on the wood dance floor in front of everyone during the awards presentation?

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Eve said...

I think that was the same night. That reminds me of another time i fell. It was the final at the Double Eagle and I was dancing over by the DJ and then the next thing I knew, I was down on the ground.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Maud said...

Must be nice to actually remember formal...

My only recollection of those events are of the toilet

3:36 PM  
Blogger Jenny said...

Formal is always a little bit of a haze for me as well. I do remember though a preparty at Maud and Les's when asshole John showed up with Les's date with some fu*&ing weeds (that they called flowers) from the side of the road that they had picked up on the way down. (probally from a pee break since they decided to drink a bottle of Crown and smole a crap load.) They thoguht this was a nice gesture, for all we know they probally peed on them and then picked them! Well once I threw those wonderful "flowers" in the trash I proceeded out the front door and instead of walking down the stairs, I think that I thought they were a slide! Oh yes those are the things I remeber about that formal....

7:58 AM  
Blogger Maud said...

Is that leslee's date who pulled his shirt over his head and was dancing like a maniac?

I remember those flowers too... they tied them together with an old, dirty shoelace... kind of like a ribbon....hehehee

8:14 AM  
Anonymous Les said...

I remember the weeds...what a tool that guy was. He was crazy. I almost made him sleep on the porch. Then I had a heart and decided he could sleep on our dirty floor instead (with no blankets or pillows). I kicked him to wake him up the next morning and told him to get the hell out! He still had his stupid tie around his big head.
No worries Jenny, you made John pay with a couple left hooks and a few jabs to the jaw. Hee Hee Hee...crazy girl!

8:39 AM  
Blogger tibbs said...

Les, remember our first date party when we ended up on the floor in our togas and everyone thought we were raging alcoholic maniacs. Soon after, the infamous Ping Pong Wong emerged as a safe haven sorority for rebels. Ahhh, memories.

8:47 AM  
Blogger Jenny said...

Who is Ping Pong Wong? I was unable to attend that date party because I had a previous date with century club that night and when I did fall over, I probally was a raging alcholic Ha Ha.

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Les said...

Meg and I started Ping Pong Wong because after our performance at the toga date party, we were certain that we were going to be black balled right out of Zeta Tau Alpha. This was followed by many other alcoholic events that lead us to believe we may not finish our Freshman year as ZTA’s such as the trip to Stampede with Stubbs. We got kicked out of the bar, no one seemed to care so we drank the rest of the Captain in Meg’s car, fell out of the car and crawled across the parking lot and snuck in the back door. We proceeded to tell everyone we quit ZTA, and told them to have a nice life. This among other events forced us to start the underground Greek Chapter of PPW. Rememeber that Meg?

9:51 AM  
Blogger Jenny said...

I do remember that night when you both decded that you hated all of us and that you were quiting, I had forgotten about that event. Oh the things we used to do, I swear what in the world were we thinking?? You both were a little crazy our freshman year together, I thought i was going to kill you both on initiation.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Squirt said...

I seem to recall picking you up as you fell through the DX House doorway. Don't worry Evil, I saw that door jump up and bite you.

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Eve said...

Thanks Squirt! That house was always out to get me.

3:57 PM  
Blogger Maud said...

Like the time Eve fell in the back yard of the DX house... Weren't you trying to walk on a brick wall or something???

I agree on killing Les and Meg @ init. they were screaming and dancing around the room like 2-year olds....

Kinda like the wedding night when me and Meg decided to spin in circles and throw ourselves on the floor. I love our drunken behavior!

9:38 AM  
Anonymous BT said...

Eves, this blog made my weekend start right. I woke up early to surf and found no waves...didn't even get in the water an thought it was an omen to a bad weekend. So I drooped into work thinking about when I could leave and then I read your blog. Just thinking about all the times you took a spill cracks me up. Ah the good times and I'm glad to see nothing has changed. So now I know my 70's bowling uniform is gonna be dyno-mite for tonights party.

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Les said...

Yeah, yeah...Meg and I annoyed everyone, we were just so dang excited be ZTA's, get off our back would ya?

2:10 PM  

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