Happy Birthday to My Little!
Wish I had a cool pic to post...
-Kelly B. was already wasted and surly thanks to Sack, whom shall hereto forth be known in this Homecoming recap as “Sacagawea.”
-“K-Bizzle” was all over the damn place, lugging around her pail of nuts and forcing the nuts upon others, including strangers sitting at the bar area wearing hairnets, which she proceeded to touch after getting said strangers a bucket of nuts for themselves. Later investigation told us that these brown kids whose hairnets she was touching were her “cousins,” and so were all the other brown kids in Las Cruces that weekend.
-There was the waitress with the sweet-ass back fat selling faux Jell-O shots (or at least I was convinced they were non-alcoholic).
-Sacagawea got his ass slapped numerous times by Maud, who had pool hall chalk all over her hands, leaving distinguishable handprints (see photo).
Eve’s going to have to fill in some memories of the Brew. I got pissed off fairly early when one of the Psycho Hose Beast’s (my other bro’s ex-g/f) asshole sisters whose name is spelled “S-u-n-d-a-e, like the dessert,” showed up and was being a usual crazy person like all of them are, so we went to Hurricane where we witnessed many people dressed up like stuffed animals and a pretty good band. Is Hurricane the place to be now? Neil said he hadn’t seen the Brew as busy as it was during HC for some time, so I’m wondering if the tides have changed as they sometimes do in the LC. Which reminds me: “NEIL! I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU!” (a la Saving Silverman).
I do know Eve was quite excited about Skippy's Dr. Pepper cap. I had no idea she would betray Diet Coke like this...
So this second pic makes me laugh every time I look at it. B, we totally did the D-Sig dance at Bennigan's at HC, and here you are, six-ish years ago, doing it with BEANS! Mwa ha ha ha! I love this picture and everything it stands for. Again with the khakis... I think we both loved khakis freshman year. WTF?
And finally we have K-Bizzle, toasting the ladies of Zeta Tau Alpha. I won't say where this pic took place to protect the "innocent". I do know if you inspect the picture closely, there are many "rules" being broken. We were such rebels! It reminds me of the time when me, Eve, and B walked to the ZTA home from the D-Chi house at about five or six a.m., and I had enough liquid bravery in me to convince B and Eve we were safe due to my unstoppable karate skillz.
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY, KELLY! WE LOVE YOU!!