Warning: Do not feed this person brown liquor!
Name: Amanda "Bobby Booshay" Bucher
Hometown: Corning, New York
Alma Mater: Washington and Jefferson College: Washington, Pennsylvania
Sorority: Kappa Alpha Theta (along with the drunken Bush twin)
Fooseball Team: Pittsburgh Steelers (and Ben "The Patriots Make Me Nervous" Roethlisberger)
Quote: "Whatever. It's the 90s."
Drinking Style: East Coast
Amanda is Wheels' friend at Texas Tech. In a world of academician graduate and foreign exchange students, I was lucky to have met her. I have to say to everyone who is thinking about getting a graduate degree that about 75-80% of graduate students are really strange. I don't know what it's like in an MBA program, but I've taken Mass Comm, Comm Studies, and English classes and they're all effing weird.
Anyways, so my point is Amanda's a "normal" kid and is coming to Homecoming this year. She would have come last year, but she was dating a weatherman who's birthday happens to fall on that fateful weekend. Dopplers, tornados, and golfball-sized hail aside, she fell in love with Alex and his magical hair-dying skills, and is simply not herself right now because she got her hair cut by someone here in Lubbock and hates it, not to mention I had to color her roots a few weeks ago.
The picture needs little explanation. It is drunk Amanda, dancing feverishly, Razberi Stoli and cranberry juice in hand, with an African American gentleman who apparently had a picture of Tupac Shakur airbrushed on the front of the t-shirt he was wearing. I must warn all about the title of this blog: Amanda should not be fed brown liquor (i.e. whiskey, bourbon, etc.). If this does occur, she must be quaratined, as she may spotaneously begin heckling people for drinking Rolling Rock, or will enforce the "East Coast Drinking Style," which is basically just drinking everything you can, as fast as you can.